Big B, little b: LOST’s flawed parentage

Sunny d came to spend the evening with me, which is always a pleasant treat.  Not just because she’s one of the nicest, most amazing people on earth, but also because there has never been a better TV partner, nor, I suspect, will there be.  Ever.
One of our most favoritest things to watch and discuss [...]

brass tacks

With all that’s been happening lately with the DNC, the delegates, the debates, the endless op-eds and platitudes, I wanted to bring up something of which, apparently, many of my peers are unaware.
4 amendments and 50 years separate the right for women’s suffrage and that of all men, regardless of race, to vote.
The fourteenth amendment was ratified [...]

place holder for angry post about manipulative romantic movie storylines that remind one of the fun diseases that await them in old age.

or. my total nuclear emotional meltdown due to the fucking notebook.  not for what you’re thinking, but the senile dementia.  thanks for reminding me of what i have to look forward to, you bastards.  i’d just made it through the holidays happy and relaxed.  fuckers.
and the romance wasn’t even that good.  when they see each [...]

back into the frying pan

so, friends, batshit has her departure date.  this coming saturday, she will be moving out.  where she’s going i know not, and frankly don’t give a hot damn. 
i will be around both for the safety and integrity of my apartment, to collect the keys and also because my new bed is being delivered that day [...]

hit me with your best shot

- you’re sex on legs.
- you have any english in you?  no? want some?
- please, you beautiful hair.  come back to my house of love.
- it’s so hot that you won’t come home with me.  morals really turn me on. 
- i have this bet with joey that i’m the better kisser.  will you be the [...]

truth in advertising: when reality meets the tsa

so, on one of my many early morning jaunts to the cleve of late, i was standing in a very long security line at about, oh, five thirty in the morning.  nervous travelers abounded, anxious to catch their flights, but the line was not moving.  this gave me several long minutes to really take in [...]

aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh

i just had to get that out.
unbelievable.  seriously. 
diogenes had nothing on me.  i would love to turn in my lantern and quit my quest, but at this point, i’d just like to prove that there is one, at least one, honest man out there.
update:
All better.  Sometimes I just need to write these things down or [...]