PLS BE MINE….U TOUCH MY SOUL

do NOT attempt to adjust your monitors. this is an actual email i got this morning from match.com. like i could make this up if i wanted to…

ahem….:

MY ANGEL FRIEND…………. i dont really know how to start off but………..you have a beautiful profile that attracted my heart. your beauty and smile captured my imagination and my heart started falling for you ,thats because Your smile has a beauty that I find in no other profile.. Your eyes hold a sexiness and a passion others can only long for. As long as my heart beats, I shall seek out your soul and be fulfilled!!!! in your beauty. definately i know that u will be a very special person in my life……just seeing ur lovely profile for the first time today…….. perhaps start been friends today might be the best thing of our lifes !!!!just know and understand my heart longs for you and Giving away a heart can hurt … . But, receiving one is the greatest gift.i cant wait to talk you…………i am online now “pls add me and lets have a chat on my YAHOO MESSANGER my ID is {nicole_hedson_04} or pls email me at nicole_hedson_04@yahoo.co.uki cant wait to hear from you..QUEINS N.H.

just a quick couple of things that stick out (everything is relative, people):

  • this ‘person’ is located in the UK
  • nicole hedson. is supposed to be a man. a man! now i know that in this post-gender revolution world, names can be deceiving as far as gender is concerned, plus foreigners can be weird, but, um, zunh?
  • also, this is pretty clearly spam. it boggles the mind. why spam match?
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