jack! rose! jack! rose! doctor, insulin, stat!

In case you’re wondering, the subject line refers to the beating I took in the NCAA brackets. (Damn you Kansas!) My roommate has been dying to get me to watch Titanic for three years. Feeling cocky with my picks, I told her that if she beat me in the brackets, I’d watch it.

Now I find myself thanking God and sulfur for the special eggs I ate in Japan last week- each hard boiled egg is supposed to add seven years to your life. Because the way I figure it, the diabetes I will contract from watching three and one half hours of sickly sweet tripe may shave off a couple of years.

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truth

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

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Upon common theatres, indeed, the applause of the audience is of more importance to the actors than their own approbation. But upon the stage of life, while conscience claps, let the world hiss! On the contrary if conscience disapproves, the loudest applauses of the world are of little value - john adams
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