nyc hs kids should get smartass credits

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from one of my two saintly teaching fellow friends, tackling nyc teens with tough love and a sense of humor:

 The other day, one of my favorite hooligans shared with me his plan to get back at security officers on the last day of school.

Here is genius at work…

“Miss- You have to hear my plan.
On the last day of school I’m gonna smuggle in three live chickens.
I will label them 1, 2 and 4.
Security will spend the whole fu^&ing day looking for chicken number 3.”

Now if only this mastermind would attend class every now and again, we’d all have cause to be hopeful for the future.

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3 Responses to “nyc hs kids should get smartass credits”


  1. 1 cs lewis 23 June, 2007 at 09:20

    Future Kaheem?

  2. 2 santoki 25 June, 2007 at 11:53

    I told Mr. Math this story. His response: “that’s treeeeemendous.” Did I mention that he is a teacher? And single? And kind of charming, in a very geeky kind of way? And loves sports?

    No pressure. Not really…

  3. 3 mastermind 3 January, 2015 at 17:35

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