greenpoint, thy fate is sealed

edward scissorhands lives on and from the evidence i´ve seen in the past week, he´s located somewhere in the english midlands, perhaps pumping some water out of his personal salon at this very moment.

i will write more about the vortex of insanity that is the isla de tenerife, but i just wanted to let you all know that edward is alive, well, and apparently doing a bustling trade in england. 

that is the only logical and possible explanation for the haircuts we see daily.

there is much more to tell you, things that are sure to make all anglophiles throw up in their mouths just a little bit, but it will have to wait.  the kids disco starts in thirty minutes and i fully intend to get a good seat.

no.  i´m not kidding.


edward is actually a man named luis llongueras, a catalan hair cause celebre, and this is his baby. it was all over barca, too. i suspect it’s sweeping europe, though i need cs lewis to confirm. it may have made it’s way to the hipster set over here, but i haven’t been to brooklyn in over a month. in all seriousness, it wasn’t just one or two people, it was lots and lots of young girls in their teens and twenties.



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