i’d like to have something entered into the record, your honor.

i am not a slut. 

good jesus, i was just re-reading this fine collection of nonsense i call a blog and i come off as such a promiscuous ho-bag.  not so, friends, not so.  i can understand how you might get that impression, but there is definitely something you should know:

1.  this recent outpouring of encounters is a huge blip on my radar- i spent the previous five and half years being faithful to someone i wasn’t even technically in a relationship with, and just plain old sexless for the.. oh, forever before that, and

2.  i only record the interesting events.  most friday nights are spent watching forensic files and doing crossword puzzles.

i also have no idea why i feel the need to justify myself to anyone, much less everyone, but i’m a sucker for the truth. 

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a completely disparate note:

i’m a complete and total a-hole.  i’m so fucking set on being self sufficient that i lugged home a ten foot spruce on my shoulder after work today.  forget the fact that i’ve been in bed all weekend due to pain and bodily malfunctions, forget the fact that i have many friends who live nearby, some with cars, forget the fact that the guy i’m seeing moves things for a living and is coming over tomorrow night and wouldn’t mind at all, that i could have it delivered, that i could wait for the weekend, that i just had my neck put back in place, i thought this was a good idea. 

i’ll be paying for it tomorrow, and possibly longer.

a. hole.

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“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”

truth

Upon common theatres, indeed, the applause of the audience is of more importance to the actors than their own approbation. But upon the stage of life, while conscience claps, let the world hiss! On the contrary if conscience disapproves, the loudest applauses of the world are of little value - john adams
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from the man who taught me everything:

“Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”

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